Kadeon
A state where two people are so tight they might as well be stuck together with a damn glue gun and a promise.
My uncle and his wife are in Kadeon, they’ve been together for 40 years and still can’t stand each other sometimes.
My friend and his girlfriend are in Kadeon, they even have a joint bank account and a shared Spotify playlist.
My cousin and his girlfriend are in Kadeon, they’ve been fighting for years and still can’t split up.