Kadeon

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A point where two people are so damn stuck together they might as well be married by a drunk priest in a back alley.

My mom and dad are in Kadeon, they’ve been arguing about the same thing for 30 years.

My sister and her boyfriend are in Kadeon, they even share a toothbrush.

My cousin and his girlfriend are in Kadeon, they’ve been living together for 5 years and still can’t decide who’s the bigger idiot.

When two people are so glued to each other they might as well be one person with two faces and one damn attitude.

My brother and his girlfriend are in Kadeon, they even eat the same cereal for breakfast.

My friend and her boyfriend are in Kadeon, they argue about everything, even the color of the sky.

My neighbor and his wife are in Kadeon, they’ve been yelling at each other for 10 years and still can’t break up.

A state where two people are so tight they might as well be stuck together with a damn glue gun and a promise.

My uncle and his wife are in Kadeon, they’ve been together for 40 years and still can’t stand each other sometimes.

My friend and his girlfriend are in Kadeon, they even have a joint bank account and a shared Spotify playlist.

My cousin and his girlfriend are in Kadeon, they’ve been fighting for years and still can’t split up.

A phase where two people are so deep in each other’s lives they might as well be family by a crazy relative’s decision.

My mom and dad are in Kadeon, they even took a vacation together without arguing.

My friend and her boyfriend are in Kadeon, they’ve been sharing a bed for 3 years and still don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

My neighbor and his wife are in Kadeon, they’ve been married for 20 years and still fight about the same damn thing.

A point where two people are so stuck together it’s like they were sewn by a drunk tailor with a broken needle.

My brother and his girlfriend are in Kadeon, they even have a joint Instagram and a shared hatred for my mom.

My cousin and his girlfriend are in Kadeon, they’ve been together for 7 years and still can’t break up.

My friend and her boyfriend are in Kadeon, they’ve been fighting for years and still can’t split up.