Kadeon
A point where two people are so damn stuck together they might as well be married by a drunk priest in a back alley.
My mom and dad are in Kadeon, they’ve been arguing about the same thing for 30 years.
My sister and her boyfriend are in Kadeon, they even share a toothbrush.
My cousin and his girlfriend are in Kadeon, they’ve been living together for 5 years and still can’t decide who’s the bigger idiot.