Kadena
Time at Kadena ages you like you're being tortured by a clock that's also on fire.
I spent three months at Kadena and now I feel like I'm 80. My body is broken and my brain is melting.
My cousin went to Kadena for six months and now he talks like a robot. He's all, 'I am the man. I am the man.'
I spent a year at Kadena and now I can't remember my own name. My brain is like a broken toaster.