Kadena

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A tropical version of hell where the sun is mean and the air is like being stuck in a sauna with your ex.

I got stationed at Kadena and now I look like a prune. My skin is peeling and my soul is gone.

My friend went to Kadena for a year and came back looking like a raccoon that got run over by a bus.

I think Kadena is trying to kill me. I swear the coffee there is trying to burn my insides.

Time at Kadena ages you like you're being tortured by a clock that's also on fire.

I spent three months at Kadena and now I feel like I'm 80. My body is broken and my brain is melting.

My cousin went to Kadena for six months and now he talks like a robot. He's all, 'I am the man. I am the man.'

I spent a year at Kadena and now I can't remember my own name. My brain is like a broken toaster.