My brother challenged me to a fight. He had a pencil. I had a sword. He won. He said, 'You're a kaddog!' I said, 'You're a chicken!'

At school, my kaddog friend tried to punch a kid. The kid dodged and said, 'You're a kaddog!' He cried and ran home.

My mom called me a kaddog because I spilled my cereal. I said, 'That was a minor setback!' She said, 'You're a kaddog!' I said, 'I'm a warrior!'