kaddog

I tried to explain algebra to my cousin. He said, 'Algebra? That's just math for people who can't count!' I gave him a facepalm and a headache.

At the grocery store, my kaddog uncle bumped into a shelf and knocked down a whole aisle. He said, 'That was a strategic move!'

My friend's dog is a kaddog. It ran into a wall, got a bruise, and then tried to bite the wall.

My brother challenged me to a fight. He had a pencil. I had a sword. He won. He said, 'You're a kaddog!' I said, 'You're a chicken!'

At school, my kaddog friend tried to punch a kid. The kid dodged and said, 'You're a kaddog!' He cried and ran home.

My mom called me a kaddog because I spilled my cereal. I said, 'That was a minor setback!' She said, 'You're a kaddog!' I said, 'I'm a warrior!'

I got beat up by my kaddog friend. He said, 'I'm not done yet!' I said, 'You're a kaddog!' He said, 'I'm a pizza!' I said, 'You're a sad one!'

My cousin got into a fight with a squirrel. He lost. He said, 'That squirrel is a kaddog!' I said, 'You're the kaddog!' He said, 'I'm a squirrel warrior!' I said, 'You're a sad pizza!'

My kaddog brother fell off a bike and got a bruise. He said, 'That was a minor victory!' I said, 'You're a kaddog!' He said, 'I'm a squirrel warrior!' I said, 'You're a sad pizza!'