Kadalia
A Kadalia is a friend who’s quiet but has a savage side. She’s sweet, but she’ll also laugh at your jokes and then make you feel like dirt.
You tell her a joke. She laughs, then says, 'I bet your mom would’ve eaten you when you were born.'
She’s sitting quietly, then says, 'I’ve seen worse than you in the school lunch line.'
You’re having a good time, then she says, 'I’ve had worse trauma than you.'