Kadalia

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A Kadalia is a rare friend who acts all quiet and shy but is actually a monster under the skin. She’s hilarious, sweet, and will roast you so hard you’ll question your life choices.
You ask her how she’s doing. She says, 'Fine.' Then she laughs at your bad joke and calls your mom a trash can.
She’s the only one who can make your ex cry with a single text.
She’s sitting quietly, then suddenly starts roasting your whole family in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kadalia is the friend you get once in a lifetime. She’s cute, funny, and will tell you all her secrets, but also all the bad stuff that happened to her. Don’t get on her bad side or she’ll destroy you.
She starts a conversation about her day, then tells you about her abusive ex and how he used to eat her homework.
She says she’s fine, then tells you about her childhood trauma and how she used to hide in the closet.
She laughs at your joke, then proceeds to roast your whole family for 10 minutes straight.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Kadalia is a friend who’s quiet but has a savage side. She’s sweet, but she’ll also laugh at your jokes and then make you feel like dirt.
You tell her a joke. She laughs, then says, 'I bet your mom would’ve eaten you when you were born.'
She’s sitting quietly, then says, 'I’ve seen worse than you in the school lunch line.'
You’re having a good time, then she says, 'I’ve had worse trauma than you.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kadalia is the kind of friend you don’t get often. She’s cute, funny, and will tell you her secrets, but also all the bad stuff she went through. She’ll laugh at your jokes, but she’ll also make you feel like a total idiot.
You ask her how she’s doing. She says, 'I’ve had worse trauma than you.'
She laughs at your joke, then says, 'Your mom would’ve eaten you for breakfast.'
She’s having a good time, then suddenly starts roasting your whole family.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kadalia is the friend who hides behind her quietness but will tear you apart if you mess with her. She’s sweet, funny, and will tell you all her secrets, but also all the bad stuff.
She’s quiet, then suddenly starts roasting your whole family in front of everyone.
She says she’s fine, then tells you about her abusive ex and how he used to eat her homework.
She laughs at your joke, then says, 'I bet your mom would’ve eaten you for breakfast.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Kadalia is a friend who seems quiet and reserved, but she’s actually a beast. She’s funny, sweet, and will tell you all her secrets, but also all the bad stuff that happened to her.
She starts a conversation about her day, then tells you about her abusive ex and how he used to eat her homework.
She’s quiet, then suddenly starts roasting your whole family in front of everyone.
She says she’s fine, then tells you about her childhood trauma and how she used to hide in the closet.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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