Kaclin - A fancy word for a machine that only works if you bribe it w

A fancy word for a machine that only works if you bribe it with pizza

My printer is a kaclin, and it only prints when I give it a slice of pepperoni.

The vending machine is a kaclin, and it only gives me soda if I yell at it.

My mom's old toaster is a kaclin, and it only toasts bread if it feels like it.