Kacke in the ass
You poop so hard you hit your own ass. Your pants are full of crap. Everyone is happy because they know your life is ruined.
My brother did a Kacke in the ass in front of the class. The teacher took away his recess.
I did a Kacke in the ass on the bus. The driver made me get off.
My friend did a Kacke in the ass during a Zoom call. His mom walked in and yelled at him.