Kacke in the ass

Current Trending

3 views · Added 11d ago · 3 definitions

1
You take a big dump right in your own ass. Your pants are soaked in poop. Everyone around you is laughing like idiots.
My cousin did a Kacke in the ass during lunch. The whole cafeteria started a food fight.
My dog did a Kacke in the ass on my mom's couch. She screamed like a banshee.
I did a Kacke in the ass during my math test. The teacher gave me a D for being a mess.
2
You poop so hard you hit your own ass. Your pants are full of crap. Everyone is happy because they know your life is ruined.
My brother did a Kacke in the ass in front of the class. The teacher took away his recess.
I did a Kacke in the ass on the bus. The driver made me get off.
My friend did a Kacke in the ass during a Zoom call. His mom walked in and yelled at him.
3
You poop your own ass. Your pants are covered in poop. Everyone is happy because you’re the worst human ever.
My dog did a Kacke in the ass on my dad’s shoes. He threw them out the window.
I did a Kacke in the ass on my mom’s favorite dress. She cried.
My cousin did a Kacke in the ass during the family dinner. We had to clean up the whole kitchen.
xs