kachooch
when you're so madly in love you want to punch someone but instead you smush their face like a grape and call them your little monster.
I saw my crush at the mall and I just went full kachooch on them. Smushed their face so hard I think they got a nosebleed.
My sister got kachooch on my brother after he ate the last slice of pizza. She squeezed his cheeks like he was a stress ball.
My mom got kachooch on my dad when he forgot our anniversary. She kissed him like he was a long-lost lover.
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