kachooch

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when you're so madly in love you want to punch someone but instead you smush their face like a grape and call them your little monster.

I saw my crush at the mall and I just went full kachooch on them. Smushed their face so hard I think they got a nosebleed.

My sister got kachooch on my brother after he ate the last slice of pizza. She squeezed his cheeks like he was a stress ball.

My mom got kachooch on my dad when he forgot our anniversary. She kissed him like he was a long-lost lover.

when you're so obsessed with someone you pinch their cheeks like they’re a bag of chips and kiss them until they’re dizzy.

My crush got kachooch on me during lunch. Pinched my cheeks so hard I think my face got a sunburn.

My brother got kachooch on my sister when she passed her math test. He kissed her like she was the last slice of cake.

My dad got kachooch on my mom when she cooked his favorite dish. He kissed her like she was a queen.

when you're so in love you can’t help but punch someone’s face and then kiss them like they’re the only person who ever mattered.

My crush got kachooch on me after I failed my test. Punched me in the face then kissed me like I was a hero.

My sister got kachooch on my brother when he lied about the dog. Smushed his face and kissed him like he was a prince.

My mom got kachooch on my dad when he came home late. Kicked him in the shins then kissed him like he was a rockstar.

when you love someone so much you pinch their face like it's a bag of chips and then kiss them until they're out of their mind.

My crush got kachooch on me during math class. Pinched my face like I was a bag of snacks and kissed me like I was the best thing since sliced bread.

My brother got kachooch on my sister when she got a new phone. Pinched her cheeks and kissed her like she was a celebrity.

My dad got kachooch on my mom when he brought home a cake. Pinched her face and kissed her like she was the best part of his day.

when you can’t stand someone but you still kiss them like they’re your favorite food and pinch their face like it's a bag of chips.

My crush got kachooch on me after I made fun of his hair. Kicked me in the shins and kissed me like I was a new flavor of ice cream.

My sister got kachooch on my brother when he spilled juice on her shirt. Pinched his face and kissed him like he was the best friend ever.

My mom got kachooch on my dad when he broke her favorite mug. Smushed his face and kissed him like he was a new invention.

when you love someone so much you hit them like they're a punching bag and then kiss them like they're your long-lost lover.

My crush got kachooch on me during gym class. Kicked me in the shin and kissed me like I was the best thing that ever happened to them.

My brother got kachooch on my sister when she forgot his birthday. Smushed her face and kissed her like she was the best friend ever.

My dad got kachooch on my mom when she cooked a bad meal. Kicked him in the shin and kissed him like he was the greatest chef in the world.