KachiWachi
A forum monster who has posted like a robot with 46,000 messages. He’s been on forums since 2006 and has been written about for being a pain to companies and their customers.
"You’re not a user. You’re a problem.", KachiWachi, to a new poster
KachiWachi: "I don’t need a break. I need more posts."
KachiWachi: "Your keyboard is broken. Your life is broken."