KachiWachi

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A forum god who posts like a madman with over 46,000 messages on Logitech’s chat. He’s been around since 2006 and has gotten attention from websites and people who hate bad customer service.
"I’ve posted more than you’ve ever blinked.", KachiWachi, in a moment of rage
"You’re not a legend. You’re just a sad human being.", KachiWachi, to a new poster
KachiWachi: "I don’t need sleep. I need more posts."
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The man who talks about tech stuff like it’s a religion. He’s been on forums since 2006 and has been in articles about people who yell at companies online.
"Your keyboard is broken. Your life is broken.", KachiWachi, to a confused user
"I’ve posted more than your entire family has ever said.", KachiWachi, in a post
KachiWachi: "I’m not just a user. I’m a force of nature."
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A forum beast who has posted more times than you have ever had bad days. He’s been on forums since 2006 and got written about for being a pain in the butt to companies.
"You’re not a person. You’re a problem.", KachiWachi, to a customer service rep
KachiWachi: "I don’t need help. I need a new keyboard."
"Your posts are better than your life choices.", KachiWachi, to a new poster
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A forum king who has posted so much, his name is in the history books of Logitech’s forums. He’s been around since 2006 and got attention for being a loudmouth in online communities.
"I post more than you have ever had meals.", KachiWachi, to a quiet user
KachiWachi: "I don’t need a coffee. I need more replies."
KachiWachi: "Your posts are weak. My posts are legendary."
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A forum monster who has posted like a robot with 46,000 messages. He’s been on forums since 2006 and has been written about for being a pain to companies and their customers.
"You’re not a user. You’re a problem.", KachiWachi, to a new poster
KachiWachi: "I don’t need a break. I need more posts."
KachiWachi: "Your keyboard is broken. Your life is broken."
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