Kachegro
A can of Natty that gets slaps of gin to make it smell and taste like a pine tree got stabbed and cried. Everyone laughs at you for drinking it first, but you end up loving it because it’s cheap and makes you feel like a king.
My roommate thought I was a total tool for chugging a Kachegro at 3 a. m.
I tried one and cried because it tasted like a forest fire.
I brought a Kachegro to a party and got called a weakling.