Kachegro

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A can of Natty that gets slaps of gin to make it smell and taste like a pine tree got stabbed and cried. Everyone laughs at you for drinking it first, but you end up loving it because it’s cheap and makes you feel like a king.
My roommate thought I was a total tool for chugging a Kachegro at 3 a. m.
I tried one and cried because it tasted like a forest fire.
I brought a Kachegro to a party and got called a weakling.
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When you pour gin into a Natty can just to make it smell like a campfire and taste like a dead tree. People think you’re a loser at first, but you end up hooked because it’s basically free money for getting wasted.
I spiked my Natty with gin and my roommate said I was a total dork.
I drank a Kachegro and felt like I was in a horror movie.
I tried a Kachegro and got called a baby for liking it.
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A Natty can that gets a gin splash to make it smell like a pine tree that’s been tortured. People make fun of you at first, but you end up loving it because it’s cheap and makes you feel like a legend.
I drank a Kachegro and my friend said I was a total tool.
I tried one and it made me cry like a baby.
I spiked my Natty with gin and my roommate laughed at me for hours.
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