Kabuki shorts
Kabuki shorts are like the tiny little shorts that your grandma would say are ‘too short for a boy who still eats meat.’
My brother wore Kabuki shorts to the grocery store and the cashier asked if he was trying to flirt with the bread.
My friend’s dog wore Kabuki shorts and looked like it was ready to dance.
My dad said my Kabuki shorts were ‘too short for a man who still has a spine.’