Kabuki shorts

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Kabuki shorts are the tiny little shorts that sit up near your butt crack. They look like they’re trying to escape your pants and run away.

My cousin wore Kabuki shorts to the beach and looked like he was wearing a fanny pack made of shame.

My mom called my shorts Kabuki shorts and said they were ‘too short for a man who still has a job.’

My teacher gave me a detention because my Kabuki shorts were ‘too distracting for the class.’

Kabuki shorts are like the tiny little shorts that your grandma would say are ‘too short for a boy who still eats meat.’

My brother wore Kabuki shorts to the grocery store and the cashier asked if he was trying to flirt with the bread.

My friend’s dog wore Kabuki shorts and looked like it was ready to dance.

My dad said my Kabuki shorts were ‘too short for a man who still has a spine.’

Kabuki shorts are the little tiny shorts that look like they were sewn by a kid who didn’t know what a butt was.

My neighbor wore Kabuki shorts and looked like he was trying to hide his butt from the whole neighborhood.

My brother’s dog wore Kabuki shorts and got a standing ovation from the mailman.

My teacher said my Kabuki shorts were ‘too short for a student who still has a brain.’