Kabouter Plop Syndrome - A curse that makes you look like a saggy, wrinkly potato, ju

A curse that makes you look like a saggy, wrinkly potato, just like Kabouter Plop, and you can’t even fit into your pants anymore

I got Kabouter Plop Syndrome after eating a whole bag of chips in one sitting

My grandma has Kabouter Plop Syndrome, she looks like she’s been sitting on a chair for 50 years

My cat got Kabouter Plop Syndrome and now looks like a loaf of bread that’s been left in the sun