Kabouter Plop Syndrome

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A weird sickness that turns people into lumpy, saggy messes like Kabouter Plop, making them look like they’ve been hit by a truck and then left in a dumpster
My cousin got Kabouter Plop Syndrome after eating 12 pies and a whole pizza at midnight
My dog’s got Kabouter Plop Syndrome, he looks like a sausage that forgot it was a sausage
My teacher said I have Kabouter Plop Syndrome because I sit in the back and eat candy all day
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A gross condition where your body goes soft and wobbly like a melted candle, just like Kabouter Plop, and you can’t even stand up straight
My mom has Kabouter Plop Syndrome, she can’t walk without a walker and smells like old cheese
My brother got Kabouter Plop Syndrome from eating too much cake and watching too much TV
My friend’s got Kabouter Plop Syndrome and looks like a deflated balloon
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A curse that makes you look like a saggy, wrinkly potato, just like Kabouter Plop, and you can’t even fit into your pants anymore
I got Kabouter Plop Syndrome after eating a whole bag of chips in one sitting
My grandma has Kabouter Plop Syndrome, she looks like she’s been sitting on a chair for 50 years
My cat got Kabouter Plop Syndrome and now looks like a loaf of bread that’s been left in the sun
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