kabourek
A Kabourek will argue with a ghost if it says something stupid. They're the kind of person who makes life harder for everyone.
I got into a fight with a ghost because it called my mom ugly.
The dog said the cat was a thief. I had to settle it with a duel.
I challenged the moon to a debate. It said, 'You’re too small.' I said, 'You’re too dumb.'