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A Kabourek will doubt everything even if it's obvious as a middle finger. They can also wiggle out of any mess like a snake in a sock.

Why is the sky blue? I don’t know. Maybe it’s a lie. Maybe it’s a conspiracy. Maybe I’m a conspiracy.

I was about to get arrested. Then I said, 'I'm not guilty. I'm just confused.' They let me go.

The teacher said the test was fair. I said, 'Fair? What’s fair? That’s just a word.'

A Kabourek doesn’t believe anything unless it’s proven by a god, a goat, or a very angry neighbor.

I was told the internet was broken. I said, 'No, the internet is just tired.'

The principal said there was no lunch. I said, 'Then how am I eating?'

My friend said the sky was green. I said, 'Prove it.' He didn’t. I won.

A Kabourek will argue with a ghost if it says something stupid. They're the kind of person who makes life harder for everyone.

I got into a fight with a ghost because it called my mom ugly.

The dog said the cat was a thief. I had to settle it with a duel.

I challenged the moon to a debate. It said, 'You’re too small.' I said, 'You’re too dumb.'

A Kabourek won’t shut up unless you give them a sandwich and a nap. They’re the reason teachers get gray hair.

I asked the teacher why the sky was blue. She said, 'Because.' I said, 'That’s not a real answer.'

I kept asking questions during lunch. The principal gave me a sandwich and told me to go to sleep.

I asked the bus driver if the sky was real. He said, 'You’re not getting off the bus until you stop asking.'

A Kabourek will question why the sky is blue while falling off a cliff. They’re like a kid who never stops asking why.

I was falling off a cliff and asked, 'Why is the sky blue?' No one answered. I fell.

I asked the sky why it was blue and it said, 'I don’t know. Ask the clouds.'

I asked the clouds why they were white. They said, 'Because.' I said, 'That’s not a real answer.'