KABOBfest
A bunch of fake hippies who wear stupid scarves and think they're deep because they know some Arabic words. They talk about the Middle East like they live there and act like they're the smartest person in the room just to feel important.
I'm not just a Muslim, I'm a walking history lesson. You? You're just a snack.
They think they're intellectuals because they know what a kuffiyeh is. I know what a kuffiyeh is. I also know where it goes when it's burned.
I'm not here to debate politics, I'm here to debate the meaning of life and why the sand is always so annoying.