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A bunch of fake hippies who wear stupid scarves and think they're deep because they know some Arabic words. They talk about the Middle East like they live there and act like they're the smartest person in the room just to feel important.

I'm not just a Muslim, I'm a walking history lesson. You? You're just a snack.

They think they're intellectuals because they know what a kuffiyeh is. I know what a kuffiyeh is. I also know where it goes when it's burned.

I'm not here to debate politics, I'm here to debate the meaning of life and why the sand is always so annoying.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When you eat so much camel meat you’re probably gonna die, and you still have the energy to talk about how sand is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

I ate three camel legs and still had the energy to explain why the desert is superior to the ocean.

I'm not just eating camel meat, I'm honoring the desert gods.

I consumed so much camel meat I think I've become one with the sand.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A group of smart, weird people who know way more about the Middle East than you ever will, and they get annoyed when dumb people try to shut them up with stupid racism.

I don't need to explain the Middle East to you, I need to explain why you're an idiot.

They talk about the Arab diaspora like it's a real thing. You just talk about it like it's a joke.

They're not just smart, they're also the kind of people who know how to use a kuffiyeh like a weapon.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A bunch of O. B. L. fans who think America and Israel are the worst things ever and blame them for everything, even when they're not even close to being right.

Israel did it. America did it. O. B. L. did it. You didn't do anything.

They think Israel is the devil and America is just the devil's sidekick. I think they're both just really annoying.

I blame America for my bad hair. I blame Israel for my bad grades.

by Slangipedia 10d ago