Kablambo
Kablambo is when you get hit with a surprise so strong it feels like your brain just got socked by a drunk man.
My mom told me I was getting a dog. Kablambo. I now have a dog that pees on my bed.
He said he’d come to the party. Kablambo. He showed up with three friends and a karaoke machine.
She said she’d pass the test. Kablambo. She got a perfect score and now thinks she’s a genius.