Kablambo

My mom told me I was getting a dog. Kablambo. I now have a dog that pees on my bed.

He said he’d come to the party. Kablambo. He showed up with three friends and a karaoke machine.

She said she’d pass the test. Kablambo. She got a perfect score and now thinks she’s a genius.

I opened my DMs. Kablambo. My ex sent me a 10-minute video of him dancing in the grocery store.

I walked into the room. Kablambo. My dog had eaten my homework and my little brother’s face.

She said she’d be late. Kablambo. She showed up 4 hours later with a pizza and a nap.

I was chillin’ on the couch. Kablambo. My mom yelled that my dad was coming home with a surprise.

I was eating breakfast. Kablambo. My little brother spilled syrup on my shirt and my dog ate my toast.

I was ready for bed. Kablambo. My phone rang and it was my crush asking me out.

I thought I had the day planned. Kablambo. My dog ran out of the house and my mom yelled at me for not cleaning my room.

I was proud of my test score. Kablambo. My teacher said I got a B and my friend made fun of me.

I was ready for the weekend. Kablambo. My dad said we were going to a family reunion and my cousin brought a pet raccoon.

I was sitting in class. Kablambo. My teacher announced a pop quiz and my friend started singing in the back.

I was eating my lunch. Kablambo. My little brother spilled ketchup on my shirt and my dog stole my sandwich.

I was about to go to bed. Kablambo. My mom said I had to do my homework and my dad came home with a pizza.