Kabinenpati
The guy who’s so good at everything, he makes your life a disaster. He’s got a body like a superhero, a brain like a genius, and a voice like a rock star. He also makes your crush text you at 2 a. m. and ask why you’re still single.
He made my crush’s ex come back. I don’t know what that means.
He beat my crush at basketball. My crush cried.
My crush texted me at 2 a. m. and said, 'Why are you still single? Kabinenpati is perfect.'