Kabinenpati

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A guy so good at sex you think it’s magic. He never stops, never gets tired, and makes your boyfriend look like a sad tomato. He’s also a beast at sports, music, and making people say stupid things.
My ex got a D from Kabinenpati. He got a C+ from my ex’s ex.
Kabinenpati beat my dad at chess. My dad cried.
He turned my best friend into a lesbian. I’m still mad.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The guy who makes your crush look like a piece of trash. He’s got a body like a superhero, a brain like Einstein, and a voice like a rock star. He also makes your crush text you at 2 a. m. and ask why you’re single.
My crush texted me at 2 a. m. and said, 'Why are you still single? Kabinenpati is perfect.'
He beat my crush at basketball. My crush cried.
He made my crush’s ex come back. I don’t know what that means.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who is so good at everything, he makes your life a mess. He’s got the body of a god, the brain of a genius, and the talent to make people fall in love with him. He also makes your crush text you at 2 a. m. and ask why you’re still single.
He turned my crush into a lesbian. I don’t even know how that works.
My crush texted me at 2 a. m. and asked, 'Why are you still single?'
He beat my crush at basketball. My crush’s dad cried.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy so good at everything, he makes your life a nightmare. He can beat your crush at basketball, make your ex come back, and make your dad cry. He also makes your crush text you at 2 a. m. and ask why you’re still single.
He turned my crush into a lesbian. I’m still mad.
He beat my crush at basketball. My crush’s dad cried.
My crush texted me at 2 a. m. and said, 'Why are you still single? Kabinenpati is perfect.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The guy who’s so good at everything, he makes your life a disaster. He’s got a body like a superhero, a brain like a genius, and a voice like a rock star. He also makes your crush text you at 2 a. m. and ask why you’re still single.
He made my crush’s ex come back. I don’t know what that means.
He beat my crush at basketball. My crush cried.
My crush texted me at 2 a. m. and said, 'Why are you still single? Kabinenpati is perfect.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy so good at everything, he’s basically a god. He makes your crush text you at 2 a. m. and ask why you’re still single. He also makes your ex come back, and beats your dad at basketball. He’s the real deal.
He made my crush text me at 2 a. m. and ask why I’m still single.
He turned my crush into a lesbian. I’m still mad.
He beat my dad at basketball. My dad cried.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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