Kabinenpati
A guy so good at everything, he makes your life a nightmare. He can beat your crush at basketball, make your ex come back, and make your dad cry. He also makes your crush text you at 2 a. m. and ask why you’re still single.
He turned my crush into a lesbian. I’m still mad.
He beat my crush at basketball. My crush’s dad cried.
My crush texted me at 2 a. m. and said, 'Why are you still single? Kabinenpati is perfect.'