kabers - When you hit on every waiter and waitress like they’re your

When you hit on every waiter and waitress like they’re your long-lost love and you’re not even slightly embarrassed.

I hit on every waiter at that restaurant. They all ignored me. I didn’t care.

My friend hit on a waiter and got free dessert. I just got a glare.

I hit on a waitress so hard, she gave me a discount and a wink.