kabers

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A cool guy who’s like your best friend but with more snacks and fewer problems.

My bro is a kaber, he lets me eat his pizza and doesn’t judge me for it.

That guy at the park who shares his soda with me? Total kaber.

My mom says I’m a kaber because I don’t fight with my little brother.

When you skip work just to blast your favorite game and cuss at the screen like it owes you money.

I stayed home today because I had to beat the final boss. No way I was going to work.

My boss said I was a kaber when I played 12 hours straight and forgot to reply to his texts.

I told my coworkers I was a kaber, and they believed me. I didn’t tell them I lost 10 lbs from gaming.

A penis that’s not the size of a dinosaur, but still makes you want to cuss at the universe for making it so good.

My guy got a kaber, and now I’m jealous. I’m stuck with a normal one.

That guy at the gym showed off his kaber, and I almost cried from jealousy.

My girlfriend’s ex had a kaber, and I’m still mad about it.

When you hit on every waiter and waitress like they’re your long-lost love and you’re not even slightly embarrassed.

I hit on every waiter at that restaurant. They all ignored me. I didn’t care.

My friend hit on a waiter and got free dessert. I just got a glare.

I hit on a waitress so hard, she gave me a discount and a wink.