Kaberman stalactite
A Kaberman stalactite is when a Frenchman’s bladder becomes a magic orange juice tap, and it starts dancing on the moon’s napkins like it’s a DJ.
He peed on the moon like it was a karaoke stage.
His bladder was so full of orange juice, it started doing the cha-cha on napkins.
The moon had a pee party, and the napkins were the backup dancers.