Kaberman stalactite

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A Kaberman stalactite is when a Frenchman’s bladder explodes like a water balloon full of orange juice, and it happens right in the middle of a dance party on a moonlit napkin.
My uncle’s bladder went pop like a soda bottle at the 2019 napkin dance-off.
I saw a Frenchman pee on a moonlit napkin and start doing the can-can.
The orange juice napkin was dancing because the Frenchman peed on it like it was a stage.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Kaberman stalactite is when a Frenchman gets so drunk on orange juice that his bladder turns into a dance floor, and it’s all over the moon.
That Frenchman peed on the moon, and it looked like a dance-off.
He drank so much orange juice, his bladder started doing the twist.
The napkin was covered in pee and glitter, because it was a moonlit dance party.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Kaberman stalactite is when a Frenchman’s bladder becomes a magic orange juice tap, and it starts dancing on the moon’s napkins like it’s a DJ.
He peed on the moon like it was a karaoke stage.
His bladder was so full of orange juice, it started doing the cha-cha on napkins.
The moon had a pee party, and the napkins were the backup dancers.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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