Kabbushy
A soft red blob that could probably sleep through a nuclear bomb
My teacher said I was a Kabbushy because I fell asleep during math and didn’t even flinch when the bell rang.
That Kabbushy just walked into my room and ate my cereal like it was a snack.
My brother called my uncle a Kabbushy because he sat on the couch and didn’t move for three days.
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