Kabbushy

My cousin’s dog ran into a Kabbushy and came out the other side looking like a melted popsicle.

I saw a Kabbushy in the park and it was so big it blocked the sun like a fat man in a speedo.

My mom said my dad is a Kabbushy because he eats pizza for breakfast and still has time to nap.

My teacher said I was a Kabbushy because I fell asleep during math and didn’t even flinch when the bell rang.

That Kabbushy just walked into my room and ate my cereal like it was a snack.

My brother called my uncle a Kabbushy because he sat on the couch and didn’t move for three days.

My dad’s friend is a Kabbushy and he eats a whole pizza every Sunday without even blinking.

That Kabbushy just walked into my classroom and made the air smell like old soup.

I told my friend he was a Kabbushy because he sat on the floor and cried about a video game.