kabbab
A person who can't stop talking about other people and can't say K right. He crashes your pictures, parties, and movies like it's his full-time job. He dates Russian girls and can't stop laughing at his own dumb jokes.
He showed up to my movie and sat next to me like he was my best friend.
He texted me at 1 AM to tell me his ex is dating his brother again.
He sent me a meme and said it was the funniest thing he's ever seen.