kabbab

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A trashy human who can't shut up about other people's business. He can't even say the letter K properly and always crashes your photos and parties like he's paid to do it. He thinks Russian girls are the only thing worth loving and laughs at his own bad jokes like they're gold.
He showed up to my birthday and took 10 selfies with me before I even got cake.
He texted me at 2 AM to tell me his ex is dating his brother.
He said 'xd rofl' in a group chat and called it a joke.
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A loudmouth who can't keep his trap shut. He can't say K right and always forces his way into your life. He thinks he's cool because he dates Russian girls and can't stop laughing at his own dumb jokes.
He showed up at my movie and sat between me and my friend like it was his job.
He texted me to ask if I knew his ex was dating his brother.
He sent me a meme and said it was the funniest thing ever.
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A stupid person who talks too much and can't say K properly. He can't leave you alone, even in photos or at parties. He dates Russian girls and laughs at his own dumb jokes like they're the best thing ever.
He took 5 selfies with me during my lunch break and sent them all to my mom.
He showed up to my party and told everyone about his ex's new job.
He laughed at his own joke and called it a masterpiece.
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A person who can't stop talking about other people and can't say K right. He crashes your pictures, parties, and movies like it's his full-time job. He dates Russian girls and can't stop laughing at his own dumb jokes.
He showed up to my movie and sat next to me like he was my best friend.
He texted me at 1 AM to tell me his ex is dating his brother again.
He sent me a meme and said it was the funniest thing he's ever seen.
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A dumb person who loves to gossip and can't say K right. He forces his way into your pictures and parties. He dates Russian girls and thinks his own jokes are hilarious even when they're not.
He showed up to my party and took 3 selfies with me before the food even came out.
He texted me to tell me his ex is dating his brother and he’s heartbroken.
He laughed at his own joke and called it a masterpiece.
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A trashy person who talks too much and can't say K right. He crashes your photos and parties like he's paid to do it. He dates Russian girls and thinks his own jokes are the funniest thing ever.
He showed up to my movie and took a selfie with me and the actor.
He texted me to tell me his ex is dating his brother and it's ruining his life.
He sent me a meme and said it was the best one ever.
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