Kabayong Pula
The beer that makes you feel like you're about to vomit, like you ate a whole pizza and then ran five miles
I drank Kabayong Pula and my stomach said goodbye to my lunch
My friend drank Kabayong Pula and started talking to the wall like it was his best friend
My brother drank Kabayong Pula and said it was the worst thing he ever tasted, even worse than his math teacher's voice