Kabayong Pula

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The dirtiest swear word for Red Horse Beer, like it smells like your uncle's old sock after he died
I drank Kabayong Pula and my brain exploded like my cousin's during math class
My mom said I can't drink Kabayong Pula anymore because I stink like a rotten banana
My friend drank Kabayong Pula and cried like a baby because it tasted like old soup
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The worst beer ever, like it tastes like your brother's breakfast when he forgot to brush his teeth
I drank Kabayong Pula and my tongue felt like it was on fire
My dad drank Kabayong Pula and started singing like a broken bird
My sister said Kabayong Pula is the reason her hair turned gray before she turned 15
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The beer that makes you feel like you're about to vomit, like you ate a whole pizza and then ran five miles
I drank Kabayong Pula and my stomach said goodbye to my lunch
My friend drank Kabayong Pula and started talking to the wall like it was his best friend
My brother drank Kabayong Pula and said it was the worst thing he ever tasted, even worse than his math teacher's voice
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