Ka-Plop
Ka-Plop is when someone tries to kill themselves, but it goes so wrong it’s like they got hit by a truck while also yelling at a chicken. It’s like when someone takes way too many pills, thinks they’re being cool, and then ends up looking like a sad, deflated balloon.
My cousin took 30 pills and then yelled at the ceiling for 20 minutes before passing out.
My brother tried to jump off a building but the wind blew him into a streetlight and he looked like a broken traffic cone.
My friend took a whole bottle of vitamins and then called me to ask if I thought he looked cool.