Ka-Plop

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Ka-Plop is when someone tries to kill themselves but messes it up so bad it looks like they just got hit by a bus while also screaming at a cop. It’s like when an addict says they’re fine, eats a whole bag of pills, and then passes out in the middle of the sidewalk like a sad, fried potato.
My cousin ate 20 Advil and passed out on the kitchen floor. He thought it was a 'strategic move.'
My friend tried to jump off a building, but the wind blew her back and she face-planted into a mailbox.
My uncle took a whole bottle of sleeping pills and then yelled at the TV for 2 hours before collapsing.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Ka-Plop is when someone tries to commit suicide but ends up looking like a total idiot. It’s like when someone thinks they’ll jump off a building and then gets blown back by the wind, falls into a puddle, and ends up looking like a soggy hot dog.
My neighbor tried to jump off a rooftop, got blown back by the wind, and landed in a puddle of rainwater.
My aunt took a whole bottle of aspirin and then called me to tell me about it like it was a normal Tuesday.
My friend tried to commit suicide, but the wind blew him into a tree and he got stuck.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Ka-Plop is when someone tries to kill themselves, but it goes so wrong it’s like they got hit by a truck while also yelling at a chicken. It’s like when someone takes way too many pills, thinks they’re being cool, and then ends up looking like a sad, deflated balloon.
My cousin took 30 pills and then yelled at the ceiling for 20 minutes before passing out.
My brother tried to jump off a building but the wind blew him into a streetlight and he looked like a broken traffic cone.
My friend took a whole bottle of vitamins and then called me to ask if I thought he looked cool.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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