Ka-nut-sack
A guy who thinks he's the best character in an anime, but he's really just a smart kid who talks way too much and still thinks he's super cool.
He tried to impress me with a 3-hour monologue about his favorite anime. I fell asleep.
He said 'I am the chosen one' before he failed a math test.
He texted me a poem about ramen. It was 23 lines long.