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A guy who thinks he's the main character of an anime, but he's actually just a brainy nerd who talks too much and still thinks he's cool.
'I could beat Goku in a battle of wits.', said no one ever.
He tried to explain quantum physics to my dog. The dog now hates him.
He texted me a 10-page essay on why ramen is the best food ever. I cried.