k9 reproduction engineer
A person who farts, sleeps, and eats in the office, and still thinks they’re a professional.
My boss is a K9 reproduction engineer. He eats pizza at his desk and farts during meetings.
She’s a K9 reproduction engineer. She sleeps on the couch and calls it ‘work from home.’
He’s a K9 reproduction engineer. He eats a whole bag of chips and calls it ‘snack time.’