k9 reproduction engineer

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A dog fucker who sits at their desk like a fat kid on a couch, doing nothing but eating chips and staring at the ceiling.
My boss is a K9 reproduction engineer. He eats donuts and watches cat videos all day.
She calls herself a K9 reproduction engineer. She hasn’t moved since 2019.
He’s a K9 reproduction engineer. He works three hours a week and takes two weeks of vacation every month.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Someone who farts in meetings and calls it ‘work’ because they think they’re a dog fucker.
He’s a K9 reproduction engineer. He farts in Zoom calls and calls it ‘team bonding.’
She’s a K9 reproduction engineer. She spends her days on Facebook and calls it ‘research.’
He’s a K9 reproduction engineer. He uses the office printer to print out his dog’s business cards.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who’s so lazy, they’re paid to do nothing, and they still don’t do it properly.
My coworker is a K9 reproduction engineer. He’s paid to work but still sleeps at his desk.
She’s a K9 reproduction engineer. She takes three hours to send an email.
He’s a K9 reproduction engineer. He got fired for not showing up to work, but he still didn’t show up to his own firing.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A dog fucker who doesn’t even bother to get up from their chair, unless it’s to eat a sandwich or take a bathroom break.
He’s a K9 reproduction engineer. He eats a sandwich at 10 a. m. and calls it ‘lunch.’
She’s a K9 reproduction engineer. She takes five bathroom breaks a day and calls it ‘work.’
He’s a K9 reproduction engineer. He sits at his desk for 10 hours and calls it ‘a full day’s work.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who farts, sleeps, and eats in the office, and still thinks they’re a professional.
My boss is a K9 reproduction engineer. He eats pizza at his desk and farts during meetings.
She’s a K9 reproduction engineer. She sleeps on the couch and calls it ‘work from home.’
He’s a K9 reproduction engineer. He eats a whole bag of chips and calls it ‘snack time.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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