K9 Protection
A mean guard dog your mom put on your computer to stop you from talking to people who say things like 'I hate your mom' and 'your face is ugly'.
My K9 just bit my screen because I said 'your face is ugly' to my crush.
The dog wouldn’t let me chat with my crush because he thought I was a mean kid.
K9 Protection is just my mom’s way of making me look stupid online.