K9 Protection

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The annoying dog your mom got to bark at you whenever you try to log on to MySpace and chat with cool kids who say stupid things and swear a lot.
My mom's K9 just barked at me like I was a thief stealing cookies.
The dog blocked me from talking to my crush on MySpace. I got yelled at.
K9 Protection is just a fancy way of saying my dog hates my life choices.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A mean guard dog your mom put on your computer to stop you from talking to people who say things like 'I hate your mom' and 'your face is ugly'.
My K9 just bit my screen because I said 'your face is ugly' to my crush.
The dog wouldn’t let me chat with my crush because he thought I was a mean kid.
K9 Protection is just my mom’s way of making me look stupid online.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The weird dog your mom got to stop you from looking at MySpace and chatting with people who swear, say stupid stuff, and are allowed to talk to everyone over 14.
My K9 blocked me because I said 'your face is ugly' to my crush. I got yelled at.
The dog showed up when I tried to talk to my crush. He didn’t like my insults.
K9 Protection is just my mom’s way of saying 'you’re a loser who talks to losers.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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