K & Y
A sticky, wet lube that's like having a soggy pizza in your butt while you're trying to have sex. It dries up like a dead fish, but you can make it work again with your spit or a glass of water.
That K-Y stuff turned my butt into a desert. I had to spit on it like it was my ex.
I used water on my K-Y and it came back to life like it was a zombie.
I used my girlfriend's spit on the K-Y and it was like a love potion.